I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
sex in a hospital.. check
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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