oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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