ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Is Oprah even human
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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