At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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