you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
