I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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