Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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