And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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