He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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