are you still at the devil's house?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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