No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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