He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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