So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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