Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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