so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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