I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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