I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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