You just made me feel so damn special
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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