I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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