so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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