last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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