I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
People in love make me want to vomit
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
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I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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