i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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