Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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