God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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