I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
