thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just high enough for therapy.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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