No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?