i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.