Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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