There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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