How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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