She announced her abortion via fbk
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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