What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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