Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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