TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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