The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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