She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He better not be in your backpack
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she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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