S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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