..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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