whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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