grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
the room spins SO much faster in panama
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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