In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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