"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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