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(715): View more from Wisconsin

HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!

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(801): View more from Utah

let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?

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(713): View more from Texas

I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece

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(415): View more from California

I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes

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(443): View more from Maryland

I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!

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(775): View more from Nevada

he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl

(330): View more from Ohio

awwwww babys first drunken mistake

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(912): View more from Georgia

I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.

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