Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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