i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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