Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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