I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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