The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Randomize
