We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
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covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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