All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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