this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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