If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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