i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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