how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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